Unexpected visitors ch.5

Unexpected Visitors

Chapter Five: Forget titles, no one reads them
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Li Xiao wakes up to an intense warmth surrounding him. Opening his eyes he looks to see Týr, Iceland, and Hong Kong curled up against him still asleep. He yawns and stretches a little, making sure not to wake anyone else up as he slides out of the bed. Of course Li Xiao has wanted to wake up next to Týr in his bed ever since they first met, but the addition of two children was certainly never considered. It's only temporary, he knows, but it's kind of fun to be a parent with his friend. Especially since they are too old for diapers.

"Daddy…" Hong Kong mumbles, looking up at Li Xiao sleepily.

"Hm?" Li Xiao looks at him a little surprised. "You know Týr isn't awake. There's no need to tease him."

"I know…and I know you're me…" The boy smiles sleepily, his chubby little cheeks revealing dimples. "But the thought of having a mommy and daddy is nice. I only have brothers, sisters, and teacher. Even England doesn't call himself my daddy…does he?"

Li Xiao shakes his head no, leaning down and picking the boy up. "No, he doesn't. If you want a mommy and daddy, Týr and I will happily fill that role." He whispers before the two of them look down to the sleeping man.

"But…I don't want Iceland to be my brother…" Hong Kong mumbles.

"Oh no? You don't like Ice?" Li Xiao asks as they head out of the room.

"No, I really do. I like him a lot, so he can't be my brother." The boy admits and Li Xiao nods.

"Yeah…no matter the age, it seems Iceland has that effect on us." Li Xiao smirks. "Which is why it's impossible not to tease him."

Hong Kong smiles. "But wouldn't it be nicer to court him in a romantic way?"

"Nope."

"Then how will he know about your feelings?"

"He won't." Li Xiao says simply, setting Hong Kong down on the counter as he gathers food from the fridge. "He can't find out."

"But why? I'm gonna let Iceland know! Did I grow to be a coward?" Hong Kong asks and Li Xiao laughs.

"A coward, huh? I don't want to lose him. If he knew, he would run away scared."

"Then you're both cowards."

Li Xiao rolls his eyes and bops him on the head. "I don't need love advice from my childhood self."

"Evidently you do." Hong Kong huffs before looking behind Li Xiao and grinning. "Mommy! Iceland! Good morning!" He calls happily as Li Xiao looks back.

Standing there in a daze is a very disheveled Týr, his arms loosely wrapped around Iceland who looks equally out of it. "Good morning…Hong Kong…" Týr mumbles sleepily. "Why on you on the counter? Doesn't Li Xiao know that's dangerous…" He groans, setting Iceland down and helping Hong Kong off the counter.

"He's not a baby, Týr." Li Xiao points out, amused at the other boy's maternal behavior.

"Ugh, he didn't even help you into some clean clothes…you can't just let him walk around in the same clothes forever, Li Xiao, it's gross." Týr grumbles, looking up at the man annoyed.

"I'm sorry, dear, I'm still learning." Li Xiao teases. "Why don't you go bathe them and I'll make breakfast?"

"…Fine…" Týr says, taking a hand of each boy's. "But I'm still not the mom!"

"Uhuh, keep telling yourself that hun."

"S-stop calling me those! I hate those cheesy pet names!" Týr yells. "If you want to call me something 'sweet', make it up!"

Li Xiao raises a brow. "Ohhh? So you want me to give you a cute pet name?" He smiles at the now blushing Týr. "I won't let you down."

"Th-that's not…what I..." Týr groans, knowing it's futile, and heads to the bathroom. After some struggling, intense awkwardness, and extreme splash play, Týr finally gets the boys washed and heads back downstairs without them, drenched. "You're doing this next time." He grumbles and Li Xiao smirks.

"You're soaked. Perhaps the clothes should come off." Li Xiao suggests and Týr sighs.

"They are, they are." He says, sliding his shirt off and walking away as he unbuttons his pants. "I just needed to get to where my clothes are."

"If you need any help, I will gladly assist." Li Xiao teases, making Týr stop in his tracks. "Hm?"

Týr looks back at him with a blank expression. "Then help me." He says, watching as a light blush comes to Li Xiao's face. "Well? You offered, so come on over and help."

Li Xiao stands there dumbfounded for a moment before smirking. "Well…if you insist…"

"Too late, the food is burning." Týr points out before leaving the room with a triumphant smirk. In the bathroom Hong Kong gave him a little advice while he was complaining about Li Xiao. Rather than stutter and blush like usual, he should take a minute to calm down and then simply agree to whatever Li Xiao says. Of course this is harder for Týr than he thought it would be, so the likely hood of it happening all the time is slim to none. Still, it's something good to keep in the back pocket.

"Alright, breakfast is done!" Li Xiao calls, making everyone gather in the dining room.

"Are we seriously eating at the table?" Týr asks, watching Li Xiao make the plates.

"So you want them clean, but they don't need wholesome family values like eating at the table with mom and dad?" Li Xiao teases and Týr shrugs.

"I just don't want to sit here. TV is much more interesting than the sound of four people eating."

"Yeah! Let's go to the TV!" Hong Kong exclaims and Iceland nods excitedly.

"Yes! Please daddy?" Iceland asks, looking to Li Xiao with big eyes.

Li Xiao looks at the boy amused, noticing that both he and Týr are making the same face, although it's not on purpose in the older boy's part. "Yes, yes, let's go to the living room…but I chose the show."

"What? No way! You're going to choose some damned Chinese show so me and Iceland don't know what's going on!" Týr huffs and the brunette shrugs.

"I wasn't planning on putting a Chinese show on. Give me some credit." Li Xiao says, heading into the living room. For the next three hours, much to Týr's annoyance, they watch some Korean drama where the mother sleeps with her son's best friend, someone dies and comes back, and some other shit he doesn't pay attention to. Instead, rather than try to find out this stupid show, Týr focuses all his energy on glaring at Li Xiao.

"I hate you." Týr says and Li Xiao smirks.

"Love you too, Týr." He teases, making the boy blush.

"I said no such thing!"

"Really? I could have sworn I heard 'I love you'. Strange." As he continues to tease an increasingly flustered Týr, Hong Kong and Iceland leave the room.

"Hey, Iceland…you know Li Xiao loves Týr?" Hong Kong asks and Iceland nods.

"Yeah, and Týr loves him too. It's really obvious. Why?"

"Well…I...want to help them get together." The brunette says, making Iceland frown.

"As soon as they get together, we're gone." Iceland mumbles. "I like it here…"

"Me too…" Hong Kong frowns. "But…we can't stay forever. It's not like we are normal little kids, Iceland, we're countries. We have our own civilizations and people…"

Iceland pouts. "I know…but…it's just so nice to have a family."

Hong Kong smiles and takes his hand. "When we get older, we'll be a family." He says, making Iceland go bright red. "Maybe we can even remember what has happened here when we go back."

Iceland smiles back shyly, squeezing his hand. "Yeah. That would be nice."

A grin comes to the brunette's face. "Alright! So time to get mommy and daddy together!" He exclaims and Iceland sighs.

"This is so backwards…maybe it's for the best we don't stay with such a dysfunctional family."

"Hey, Iceland…let's make a plan for the day after we end up leaving." Hong Kong says, earning a confused look from the boy. "In order to know if we remember it, we will kiss at exactly 4 P.M on that day, got it?"

Iceland looks at him dully. "You're just making an excuse to kiss me."

"Yep!"

"…Alright. Four it is."

Hong Kong cheers before kissing Iceland on the cheek. "Now I get something to look forward to when we leave!"

Iceland rolls his eyes. "You're so different from Li Xiao…what the hell happened?"

Hong Kong shrugs. "I just assumed I don't take puberty too well."

"Thank god I will miss those years." Iceland mumbles and Hong Kong looks at him curiously.

"Hm?"

"Nothing. Let's go back in there before Týr kills Li Xiao."
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A/N: Ohh man I'm so sorry! I've been so busy with school, since it was midterms time, helping my dad move, and my brother's wife had their first kid the other day so I have been there, like, every day. ANYWAYS! Here this is. I'm gonna try to get shit done.